Pentagon's Money Pit: Where Taxpayer Dollars Go to Waste

The Pentagon has a serious problem. It can't keep track of how it spends its massive budget. We're talking about nearly a trillion dollars a year. That's a lot of zeros and a lot of money. Last year, the Pentagon failed its seventh audit in a row. This means they couldn't show how they spent all that money. It's like giving your kid a piggy bank with a million dollars and asking them to account for every penny, but they can't. This issue has brought together people from different political sides. They all agree that the Pentagon needs to clean up its act. This is a rare moment where everyone can agree on something. Take, for example, the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency (DARPA). They spent over $10 million on experiments that involved putting marbles in cats' rectums and then electro-shocking them to make them poop the marbles out. This isn't a joke. It's a real thing that happened. Another example is a study that cost nearly a million dollars. Researchers injected dozens of beagles with large doses of experimental drugs. The FDA doesn't even require these tests, and DARPA admits that animal models aren't very useful for humans. This kind of wasteful spending has caught the attention of many lawmakers. They want to stop these experiments and save money. Even a world champion wrestler, Kane, joined the cause. The Navy also has a problem. They spend $40 million a year to train dolphins and sea lions for military missions. The animals are subjected to harsh conditions, like being sleep-deprived and blasted with loud noises. The Navy planned to use high-tech drones instead, but Congress forced them to keep the program. Elon Musk even shared that SpaceX was forced by the government to kidnap seals and play sonic boom sounds to see if they seemed upset. This is just another example of wasteful spending. The Pentagon's wasteful spending doesn't stop there. They also spend millions every year on nuclear weapons experiments on animals. This includes blasting monkeys and other animals with lethal doses of radiation. The Pentagon's wasteful spending also extends to foreign research laboratories. Between 2014 and 2023, the Pentagon shipped $1. 4 billion to these labs. They couldn't even account for this spending. In 2023, comedian Jon Stewart accused the DOD of corruption in a conversation about its repeated audit failures with a defensive and condescending Deputy Defense Secretary Kathleen Hicks. The interview went viral. He wasn't wrong, and government agencies should be held accountable for corruption by the public, press, and lawmakers. If the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) is serious about cutting waste, it needs to look first at the Pentagon. The Department of Defense is the biggest spender—and the biggest waster—of taxpayers' hard-earned money.