Trump's Word Salad Served Up to Hungry Audience

The Economic Club of New York was served a heaping plate of incoherent gibberish this afternoon, and despite knowing it would likely cause food poisoning, the audience gobbled it up. Donald Trump, the master chef of nonsensical word salads, took to the stage and dished out an 'economic speech' that left even seasoned experts scratching his head in confusion. The speech was a mishmash of half-baked ideas, factually incorrect statements, and tired old tropes, served with a side of empty calories and a dollop of xenophobia. Despite the audience's apparent enthusiasm, the speech was met with widespread criticism from economists and experts, who pointed out the numerous flaws and inaccuracies in Trump's 'plan'.