SATIRICAL OPINION

Apr 18 2026OPINION

Condiments: The Battle You Didn’t Know Existed

Most people pick ketchup without questioning why. Marketing played a huge role in making Heinz the default choice for many Americans. But condiments were never meant to be a one-sided fight. If you"ve ever wondered why mustard might actually be the better pick, you"re not alone. Mustard comes in mo

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